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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce...
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05-30-2012 00:56 by
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I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers.
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06-14-2012 16:48 by
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Does not surprise me that those people abducted by aliens all get brought back.
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06-18-2012 12:03
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Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn't really Royalty.
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06-28-2012 13:53
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Come on, who are you going to believe? Me or the background check.
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07-02-2012 07:38
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My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker....
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07-11-2012 02:53
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I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken.
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07-11-2012 22:08
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That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!
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07-13-2012 03:42
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Sometimes I read status updates on Facebook and wonder “How am I friends with them?”
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11-17-2011 11:44 by
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I wish I loved something as much as I hate almost everything.
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11-21-2011 13:43
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"And the rest is history." -Lazy history teacher
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11-22-2011 19:04
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wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart...
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11-26-2011 23:35
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❒ I am under the influence. ❒ I am above the influence. ✔ I AM THE INFLUENCE.”
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03-25-2012 05:10
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After a night of heavy drinkin' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up.
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03-27-2012 14:38 by
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You're 14 and quitting smoking? How Inspiring.
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03-28-2012 15:32
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After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, "Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"
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03-28-2012 21:04 by
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Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows.
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04-01-2012 10:00 by
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Either I've reached the age when my eyebrows have developed a mind of their own, or I'm slowly turning into a werewolf.
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04-02-2012 10:57
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Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook.
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04-04-2012 13:41 by
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On my way to the kid's school... apparently, a nicotine patch is not an appropriate substitute for a band-aid.
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04-13-2012 23:14 by
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