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   messageicon Confuius said "Never check the depth of water with both feet."
←Rate | 07-22-2018 21:56 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trick your friends into thinking you are a professional tennis player By wiping your face with a towel every 30 seconds And throwing it at a child.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 07:35 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors..
←Rate | 09-10-2018 06:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone want some staples? Hold your hands out!..[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[....enough?
←Rate | 09-24-2018 19:21 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Straight guy definitely understand consent when a gay guy tries to touch him.
←Rate | 10-07-2018 13:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife texted me a selfie and asked if her dress made her look fat, I sai Noo it was autocorrected to Moo... I need help!
←Rate | 10-11-2018 17:06 by Kannon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to Disneyland once. It seemed like kind of a Mickey Mouse operation.
←Rate | 11-07-2018 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are some words you can't just take back, no matter how sorry you say you are.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 13:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some one really need to teach Facebook people the concept behind the saying, "If its not broken, don't fix it". The new NEWSFEED is just hideous. And now I cant filter sh!t that I hate.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 11:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a comedian, people don't care about you until you speak, then they like you. As a model it's the opposite.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 08:48 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm trying not to judge, but your silver front teeth scream "Medi-Cal".
←Rate | 12-07-2011 15:42 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actually, officer,,, I prefer to think that PBR smells like me.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 09:14 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!
←Rate | 05-17-2012 15:24 by Viper Comments (0)  


   messageicon They don't want to learn they just want to be right!
←Rate | 05-25-2012 15:53 by JoshuaFrazier Comments (0)  


   messageicon im tired of arguing with myself.. I wish I would just stfu and mind my own business..
←Rate | 05-25-2012 20:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think everything my children have said for the past 48 hours has been in the form of a question. I'm living in Alex Trebek's nightmare.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 10:35 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fortunately women have the miraculous ability to change the meaning of their actions after the event.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 14:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish the cast of Jersey Shore had to compete in the Hunger Games.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 13:32 by gay jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 18:28 Comments (0)  



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