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Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
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09-22-2014 02:43
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Can you even imagine how long the Carfax report is on the Batmobile
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10-12-2013 14:37 by
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PRO TIP: You can put a baseball card between the spokes on a Prius, and make it sound like a real car
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10-12-2013 15:23 by
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Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
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10-28-2013 22:07
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Men are born with a gene that allows them to know what the hell is going on in movies.
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11-06-2013 06:57 by
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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...
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12-18-2013 22:37 by
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So far so good. haven't heard anyone use the word SWAG this year.
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01-03-2014 13:01
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mother nature... turning february into white history month...
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02-12-2014 09:26
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I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn't reach the toilet paper.
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06-18-2015 11:44
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Glad my work doesn't do drug tests cause everyone would find out I'm a loser who doesn't party
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11-19-2011 09:39 by
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Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
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12-15-2011 13:14 by
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Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm"
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03-30-2012 10:20 by
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I just won an award for being lazy,,,It even came with atrophy
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04-11-2012 07:02 by
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Safe sex back in my day was not getting caught.
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04-13-2012 15:09 by
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I think Mitt Romney should pick Hologram Tupac for his running mate..
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04-18-2012 10:58 by
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I can't seem to find Funkytown on Google Maps.
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05-18-2012 08:39 by
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Whenever I get a friend request Facebook should allow me free access to their wall and pics regardless of privacy settings so I can see who I'm dealing with. Some of you are so creepy your profile pic might as well be a white panel van.
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05-23-2012 15:50 by
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Thanks to Jersey Shore, Crayola has a new color....Whorange.
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05-24-2012 18:45 by
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If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.
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12-31-2011 09:19 by
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Girls with big boobs, stop saying "my eyes are up here" ...I know your eyes are up there, but all the fun is down here.
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