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Taylor Lautner nake- oops...this isn't google. 
dislikes people who make fun of Brett Favre just because of his age. Basically all you're saying is "He's older then me, and still play's the game better then I ever will."
has a friend who recently started a new business selling landmines that look like prayer mats... He says it's going really well - prophets are going through the roof...
I was in the work canteen the other day and started shaking salt all over my chicken. My work colleague looked over and said, "Would you like some chicken to go with that salt?" I replied, "Would you like some laughter to go with that joke?"
I'm sweating like Joe Biden around an unsupervised child
My girlfriend is a retard, but she has nice boobs...so it evens out.
Since today is Labor Day, I am dressing up as a union goon and beating up everyone with a different opinion from mine
What I call morning wood, you're gonna call breakfast in bed.
Have you heard about the Facebook that's just for women only? It's called a cookbook.
My fart on the train today cleared the carriage faster than an Arab with a duffle bag!
If you put your pinky in your ear and scratch it, it sounds like pacman...
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ‘evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the sink.
's dad asked him for a balloon ride, but he said "No, I don't wanna be a hoax"
I desperately need a "hide political posts" button on Facebook so I can still like all my friends after the election year is over.
Leave North Korea alone. It’s like making fun of the retarded kid who eats crayons.
best part of waking up, is breakfast after a nut.
Moment of silence for people who still wear Aeropostale.
Wanna hear a cat joke? ...... Just Kitten!!
Fellaz: Tell her she's ‘beautiful' instead of ‘hot'. She's a woman, not a temperature.
How much face would a facebook book if a facebook could book face? 