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A fax? You're sending me something via fax? What is it, an important document from 1993?
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03-30-2012 09:47 by
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Quick question, Ladies, If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the f$ck are you doing?
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05-19-2012 22:54 by
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My neighbors complained that I never mow my lawn. So I started mowing. The cops showed up at 3 a.m.. These neighbors are never happy...
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10-05-2011 18:48
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• Thank you Facebook for reconnecting me with the people I ignored in High School
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02-08-2011 12:28
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Spiders: Nature's little reminder that you can still scream like a little girl.
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02-09-2011 21:23
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My heart is in a relationship, but I am single - It's complicated.
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02-13-2011 20:11
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Kudos on the shaved balls, but try longer gym shorts next time….
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02-25-2011 12:57 by
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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
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03-09-2011 13:06 by
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that 'aquard' moment when you cant spell "awkward"...
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06-17-2011 17:22
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Swearing: because sometimes "golly gee" and "meany" just don't cut it.
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06-22-2011 17:46
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I wish somebody would invent a Slim Fast beer.
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08-30-2011 15:31 by
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I think that the Goo Goo Dolls & Lady Gaga should go on tour together...the Goo Goo Gaga Tour!!
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05-14-2011 00:29
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You'd think that after all these years of practice I'd be good at waking up by now.
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05-17-2011 09:35 by
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Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
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01-24-2012 04:21
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I read that smoking is bad so I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad so I stopped drinking, I read that sex is bad so I stopped reading.
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07-07-2009 12:46
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Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
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09-18-2012 06:58
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I absolutely HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT! Throw my head back and SHOUT!
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08-28-2011 13:26 by
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If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. #fail
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02-17-2012 09:21 by
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I will never understand why my fridge has a drawing of a carrot on the beer drawer.
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06-06-2013 14:03 by
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I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
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