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In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
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Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I'm facing sexual harassment charges.
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06-03-2011 17:16
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joined a nudist colony last week........the first few days were the hardest!
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09-13-2011 15:34
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Do you ever notice that when you are ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual
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09-29-2011 14:19
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My neighbors complained that I never mow my lawn. So I started mowing. The cops showed up at 3 a.m.. These neighbors are never happy...
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10-05-2011 18:48
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• Thank you Facebook for reconnecting me with the people I ignored in High School
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02-08-2011 12:28
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Spiders: Nature's little reminder that you can still scream like a little girl.
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02-09-2011 21:23
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My heart is in a relationship, but I am single - It's complicated.
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02-13-2011 20:11
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Kudos on the shaved balls, but try longer gym shorts next time….
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02-25-2011 12:57 by
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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
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03-09-2011 13:06 by
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that 'aquard' moment when you cant spell "awkward"...
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06-17-2011 17:22
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Swearing: because sometimes "golly gee" and "meany" just don't cut it.
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06-22-2011 17:46
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I wish somebody would invent a Slim Fast beer.
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08-30-2011 15:31 by
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I think that the Goo Goo Dolls & Lady Gaga should go on tour together...the Goo Goo Gaga Tour!!
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05-14-2011 00:29
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You'd think that after all these years of practice I'd be good at waking up by now.
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05-17-2011 09:35 by
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Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text message.
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02-23-2012 21:51 by
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Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.
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02-24-2012 22:58 by
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I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
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02-28-2012 10:19 by
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Hey, don't wear skinny jeans if you have a big head. You look like a Pez dispenser.
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06-04-2012 16:54 by
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I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!
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06-22-2012 16:03 by
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