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Without coffee and alcohol, we'd all hate each other a whole lot more.
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12-04-2011 03:44 by
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Don't ask to use my Phone, and then start going through my photos, contacts, messages and call history, unless you want to meet God before I do.
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12-05-2011 08:16 by
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As a comedian, people don't care about you until you speak, then they like you. As a model it's the opposite.
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12-05-2011 08:48 by
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Some guy at work just asked me if I was homosexual. His exact words were "Do you like Twilight?"
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12-07-2011 13:30 by
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You call it an invitation to your wedding. I call it an invitation to free food and alcohol.
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12-10-2011 12:20 by
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Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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12-12-2011 12:45 by
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Some relationships are like birthday cakes...Once the 'cake' has been eaten the party is over.
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12-12-2011 15:04 by
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The less people you chill with, the less drama you deal with.
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12-14-2011 01:31 by
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It must have been very awkward for the guy who invented the tampon when he had to explain his invention to everyone else.
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12-14-2011 07:13 by
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I have the ability to get wasted and function at the office appropriately the next day... it's my super power.
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12-14-2011 07:15 by
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No honey you are not fat. You are just too sexy that it overflows.
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12-14-2011 07:22 by
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Sure I'll quit Facebook. Just as soon as someone teaches my 'real life' friends to be as funny and cool as my 'fake' Facebook friends!
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12-15-2011 03:59 by
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I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
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12-17-2011 03:13 by
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No matter how expensive the perfume a stripper wears, it will never cover up the smell of poor decision making.
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12-17-2011 12:22 by
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You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking.
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12-18-2011 14:55 by
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock against the wall in the morning is the fact that it's also my cellphone.
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12-19-2011 02:46 by
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If you can't take a joke, don't walk around looking like one.
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12-19-2011 02:46 by
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I don't play "Hard To Get" , I play "It's Never Going To Happen"
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12-19-2011 12:59 by
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It's up to you to find the beauty in the ugliest day.
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12-19-2011 13:11 by
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If you are not at the table, you are probably on the menu.
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12-20-2011 02:16 by
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