Funny Status Message #82593

X says You call it an invitation to your wedding. I call it an invitation to free food and alcohol.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 199747 We were invited to a dry, vegan wedding. We declined. Then for $20, we sold the wedding invitation to a stand-up comedian who needed material.
# 166075 I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate.
# 56066 or Sir Gnarles just got his invitation to the Royal Wedding today.... Damn snail mail...

←Rate | 12-10-2011 12:20 by Czovczov

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links