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Volkswagen has gotten itself into trouble for falsifying data. Apparently this is not the first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying about gas emissions. 
Let’s proudly wave our American flags made in China.
I can't believe North Korea are now threatening Japan with nukes. They're still squinting from the last two.
GET TO THE CHOPPER!!
as much authority as the Pope, he just doesn't have as many people who believe it
It's a Paleontological fact that T-Rexes were so vicious because their arms were too short for them to masturbate.
Hey Facebook, Now look what you have done, You've invented "MYSPACE".
Facebook is about to start charging. If you want to keep your free account then go to your profile, take your right hand and punch yourself in the taint until it turns blue. Then post the picture and video on your profile.
I hope you brought an umbrella..cause it's rainin' cold,hard facts up in here.
At 3 years we say, ''Mommy I love you." At 10 years we say, ''Mom, whatever." 16 years we say, "My mom is so annoying!" At 18 years we say, "I'm leaving this house." At 25 years we say ''Mom, you were right''. At 30 years we say "'I want to go to Mom's ho
The worst part about the Hank Williams Jr remarks and backlash is that Toby Keith will most likely write a song about it now....
BBC News: high brow. Fox News: low brow. Al Jazeera: unibrow.
Today's inspirational post: You can do it!
My Wife:"Honey the sales add says the dealership will make it easy for husbands to get a new car for their spouse this weekend!" Me: "Actually that sounds like a pretty good trade."
Women use their purses as a way to "mark" their territory while shoppin. They make us men hold their purses . I don't care if your Arnold Schwarzenegger, you look like a doofus holding your wifes purse outside a Fashion Barn dressing room.
Baboons: They are the loudest, most obnoxious, most vicious and least intelligent of all the primates. What is a group of baboons called? A CONGRESS.
If drinking destroys your memory…what does drinking do?
About 50% of the time “good luck” really means “efff you.”
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I just winked at myself in my side view mirror...I must have my game on!? 