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Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I'll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
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04-15-2013 08:12 by
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Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones
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04-17-2013 04:24
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I traded in my wife's piano for a clarinet. You can't sing while playing a clarinet.
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04-21-2013 19:32 by
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On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
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09-09-2012 14:57 by
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Do I hate people who ask and answer their own stupid questions? Absolutely
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10-06-2012 13:58 by
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Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it's time and getting to know each one of us personally.
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11-23-2012 08:35 by
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Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one's are completely insane.
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12-07-2012 21:43 by
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It's freezing outside. I hear by declare January Nipple Awareness Month.
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01-22-2013 08:42 by
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I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
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02-28-2013 10:30 by
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If you get cheated on over and over & you decide to stay with that person, You're a fuc&in idiot and deserve everything thats coming to you.
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03-01-2013 21:24 by
BEGO
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It is spelled, "you're" an idiot....idiot.
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03-21-2013 15:40 by
Michael
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If I didn't drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
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06-30-2013 13:55 by
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Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad?,,,,, Good times........ Good times
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07-12-2013 09:28 by
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I'm going to start a new trend... Work tailgating. I'll be in the parking lot at 5am every day drinking and grilling. I hope it catches on...
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07-16-2013 22:05 by
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Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
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05-26-2012 13:57 by
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Remember the days when you could push your friend in the pool and not worry if they had a cellphone in their pocket? Good times...
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05-28-2012 20:34
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My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn't jiggle while I brush my teeth...
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01-08-2012 19:39 by
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Maintaining a Facebook page for your dog is an easy way to let all your friends know you're crazy.
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01-20-2012 09:14 by
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You can only put the wheels on a wagon so many times, then it's time for a new wagon!
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01-20-2012 09:16 by
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