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   messageicon I remember when a wasted weekend had absolutely nothing to do with being unproductive.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 00:14 by m Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know how many vacation and sick days Facebook offers if you consistently logged in everyday for the past 7 years?
←Rate | 07-17-2013 19:09 by PostMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have mixed drinks about feelings...
←Rate | 07-27-2013 15:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
←Rate | 05-17-2013 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: You're not a true vegan unless you tell 10 people every day
←Rate | 05-31-2013 08:12 by Kisstopher707 Comments (2)  


   messageicon It should really be called 'teethpaste'
←Rate | 05-31-2013 12:33 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can't any more. My phone battery just doesn't have the stamina any more.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 09:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish the Dollar Store would sell gas...
←Rate | 05-14-2011 11:11 by Nperry22 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Anyway you can take down the "never on schedule, but always on time." comment
←Rate | 12-17-2011 00:40 by biggerstaff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
←Rate | 04-17-2011 05:50 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Check this one out.........1
←Rate | 09-13-2011 18:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED ANOTHER DRINK....
←Rate | 03-20-2010 00:09 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 10:01 by Dopey 420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its "back", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?
←Rate | 04-21-2012 05:45 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 16:22 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That's why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 10:53 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!
←Rate | 11-30-2012 04:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gently placing your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shh, not another word" is super romantic... but cops don't seem to think so.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 20:43 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 11:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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