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I just saw a commercial for Ramen noodles on the Food Network. Now that takes some balls...
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Brexit could be followed by Grexit, Departugal, Italeave, Czechout, Oustria, Finish, Slovakout, Latervia, Byegium. Only Remania will stay.
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06-28-2016 23:29
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Go fund me = internet panhandling
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07-25-2016 12:14
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I watched some of the debate last night...I kept on waiting for someone to say "Live from New York it's Saturday Nite"!!!!! But it never happened.....
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10-10-2016 14:16 by
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Airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that.
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11-02-2016 20:53
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Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole
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03-01-2017 11:17
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Ok, so it's 2012. Shouldn't we be living like the Jetsons by now?
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01-01-2012 01:36
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Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!
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03-07-2012 14:47
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can't remember the last time I saw a commercial that didn't have to do with auto insurance, cars, beer, or b-o-n-e-r meds...
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02-19-2012 03:26 by
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If you are the "other person" in a relationship and eventually get together, you have no reason to be angry if they cheat on you later.
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10-21-2011 02:50 by
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"It's ok! I'm a professional." ---says me in pretty much any situation
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11-10-2011 12:50
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I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison.
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06-03-2012 13:53
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When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bit$h."
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06-07-2012 21:50 by
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I waited so long to do laundry, that now I'm headed to the Laundromat wearing my Halloween costume….
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06-11-2012 14:12
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I often wonder why there is no step ladder next to the "Ball Washer" at my golf course...
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06-13-2012 18:30 by
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Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do.
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07-07-2012 11:53
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If I had a time machine I'd show Albert Einstein the Internet and ruin everything.
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04-27-2012 06:07 by
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Trying to decide what I hate more: 1. Mondays or 2. People who complain about how much they hate Mondays
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05-09-2012 12:59 by
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anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn't matter what. I just need something to drink to.
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10-23-2012 09:06 by
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The rhinoceros is just a fat, lazy unicorn
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11-30-2012 18:25 by
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