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Can't get over the irony that they actually serve milk at "Hooters"
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01-02-2010 01:12
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can't stop sneezing because I'm allergic to your BS....
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01-13-2010 02:15
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they say eating fish makes you smarter, but the only ones you eat are the ones dumb enough to get caught
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02-18-2010 20:55 by
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says - just when you think all your ducks are in a row, someone comes along and shoots one of them
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03-03-2010 01:28
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happy and I knew it and then I clapped my hand, everyone thought I was weirdo :/
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10-03-2011 10:26 by
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Some people are wise, Some are just other wise.
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10-10-2011 19:46
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Attracting men is just like fishing. You just have to wiggle the bait.
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01-27-2011 23:59 by
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Would like to remind all my friends who also spent Valentine's day alone, St. Patricks day is only a month away... Start drinking!
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02-15-2011 16:16 by
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What did things taste like before there were chickens?
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02-18-2011 00:02
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Sometimes you have to go through hell to get to heaven.
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02-22-2011 19:42 by
Marshall the Great
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Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
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05-20-2011 23:17 by
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Jail..the government's way of sending you to your room.
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05-23-2011 22:00 by
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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
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06-13-2011 14:52
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There's no law against sticking to your guns, but make sure you've loaded your brain before you start firing off your mouth.
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07-23-2011 21:34 by
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If I ever lose a hand I'm definitely replacing it with a single nunchuck on a chain
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07-28-2011 16:28
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I offend people in a nice way
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04-12-2011 17:45
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I don't think I should be held responsible for the things I say to fill awkward silences.
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05-18-2011 11:37 by
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BBC News: Questions being asked why bomb detecting equipment didn't detect fake bomb on board plane which flew from London to Istanbul. Erm, because it wasn't a bomb?
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03-30-2011 10:36 by
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Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid
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12-06-2013 11:59
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Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
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