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   messageicon just found out there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken!!!!! I guess there is no point in eating HASH browns is there?
←Rate | 10-09-2009 19:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't get over the irony that they actually serve milk at "Hooters"
←Rate | 01-02-2010 01:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't stop sneezing because I'm allergic to your BS....
←Rate | 01-13-2010 02:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they say eating fish makes you smarter, but the only ones you eat are the ones dumb enough to get caught
←Rate | 02-18-2010 20:55 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says - just when you think all your ducks are in a row, someone comes along and shoots one of them
←Rate | 03-03-2010 01:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All you get when you pick my pocket is practice...
←Rate | 08-26-2010 16:17 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm perfectly imperfect, beautiful in my flaws, sure of my insecurities, absolute chaos...a beautiful disaster.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, A hard punch can often be used as a secret weapon to secure victory in an intellectual debate.
←Rate | 09-21-2010 17:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "No big lifestyle change for Lindsay Lohan. She'll still be hanging around the bars"
←Rate | 07-07-2010 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women spend 2% of their lives trying to figure out where bruises on their legs came from
←Rate | 08-23-2010 03:50 by paulb808 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The mistakes of the past don't define you... they refine you."
←Rate | 10-26-2010 17:07 by @chaseswills Comments (0)  


   messageicon without a doubt the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
←Rate | 11-05-2010 20:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎7-11 is developing a new wine.. It's said to pair well with poor life choices and sadness
←Rate | 12-07-2010 21:26 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC News: Questions being asked why bomb detecting equipment didn't detect fake bomb on board plane which flew from London to Istanbul. Erm, because it wasn't a bomb?
←Rate | 03-30-2011 10:36 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attracting men is just like fishing. You just have to wiggle the bait.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would like to remind all my friends who also spent Valentine's day alone, St. Patricks day is only a month away... Start drinking!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 16:16 by Molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did things taste like before there were chickens?
←Rate | 02-18-2011 00:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you have to go through hell to get to heaven.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 19:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jail..the government's way of sending you to your room.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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