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"This is America. We don't stop doing something 'cause it's wrong. We just keep doing it til it's right." - Ed Wuncler (The Boondocks) 
clearly, it is wrong to describe woman's menopause as "the old Fallopian tubes finally rusting shut." My bad.
Now would be the best time for the Pope to make a Harlem Shake Video!
Yesterday I had the day off, which means that today I feel more useless than the 'g' in Lasagne.
It's kinda sad that I'm 46 and I still need to say "righty tighty,, lefty loosey" when I fix things.
You say alcohol abuse, I say this alcohol is getting exactly what it deserves.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
A waffle house is like a gas station bathroom that serves waffles.
Define birthday :-the only day in your life.....when your mother smiled when you cried.
Morning. Cold again outside but I don't mind cos it makes it more Christmasy. And yes that is a word.
People who live in glass houses, shouldn't be allowed to be ugly.
HAPPY HOUR - Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.
Mom: What does “WTF” stand for? Child: "Well That`s Fantastic!"
I think A.D.D. must have been called P.A.K. when I was young because the only thing I can remember teachers yelling was "Pay Attention Kid!"
Halloween. When guys dress up like the psychos they actually are. And girls dress up like the sluts they swear they aren't.
The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...
Mowed the yard today and threw my clippings in the neighbors yard........ #SuburbanThugLife*
Water companies suggest reusing your bath water to help with the drought . I tried it , My cup of tea was f8@king awful ....... !!!
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer, keep your stuffed animals closest.
I'll believe almost anything someone tells me in a British accent because they sound really smart when they talk....... 