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became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook. 
COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^
thinks we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary.
I think a tampon makes a better vampire than the twilight guy.
The walking dead:::: best show on t.v..also on netflix..
wouldnt life be prefect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didnt make you fat, girls didnt cause so much drama, guys werent so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
Twilight. A love triangle between a mentally handicapped girl, a disco ball, and a hairy pedophile.
Dear guy who sends batman messages using the sky light signal, it's 2012 just send him a text
Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day you may realise you've lost the moon while busy counting the stars.
Would anyone go to a zoo that didn't have walls or fences?
The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty? :D
Global Warming!! Who cares if my Grand kids won' t see a Polar bear???. ... . . . . I didn' t see Dinosaurs either.. !!
Guns are not the problem. It's the people who are pulling the trigger. Taking guns away will not stop people from killing other people.
To the two former Facebook "Friends" who just un-friended me: It was the status about throwing kittens in the lake right? They all had life jackets on..... They are safe & now drying in my microwave.
The letter O is just a Q that has stopped smoking.
I wish every time someone did the Gangnam Style dance they instantly got struck by lightning.
Bob Costas just told the world his house is available for burglary.
Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go. 