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My 2011 New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my facebook friends. 
you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
If you can read this, chances are you won't be recieving a gift from me this Christmas. Happy Holidays!
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
confused.His left part of his brain has nothing right in it and the right part of his brain has nothing left in it
I wonder if the CEO of Classmates.com cries every time he sees the word "Facebook."
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
$3.88 until my Visa is maxed out. I'm struggling between the #4 at Burger King or shampoo.
It's not that I'm immature, it's just that you started it.
I hate it when someone text me to call them, then when you call they never answer
Okay... If we get caught, pretend we don't speak English!
wants to know how MTV can have the VMA's? They don't even play videos anymore!
Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.
Sometimes, karma is just too busy with other injustices in the world and that's where revenge comes in.
I'm looking for sponsors to prove that money can't make me happy.....Please send generous donations so I can conduct my experiment! ツ
If everyone were telling the truth on fb, the economy would be booming, all kids would be geniuses, everyone would look like they're in their 20's, and all relationships would remain happily ever after.
Just sold a lawn mower on eBay. That will be the last time my neighbor wakes me up on a Saturday morning.
When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a demolition derby.
There's no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
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