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George Michael is dead. hell. You thought 2016 couldn't get any worse and then WHAM. 
So let me get this straight, Not releasing a 20,000 page tax return and saying questionable words .... Is more of a Threat to America than Being corrupt, Compromising National Security, And taking bribes from foreign powers.
Kids, let me tell you about this one time when Miley Cyrus twerked and the government temporarily shut down to recover from the trauma.
Can you fall in love through a rifle scope?
Orgy was going well until I realized it was an intervention
Bought $90 worth of groceries and checker wanted to know if I needed a bag:( No, I'll just eat them here, thanks!
Today is the 25th birthday of the World Wide Web. What the hell did people do 26 years ago??
My bologna had a first name, but his adoptive parents changed it. If you're reading this, Oscar, just know: not a day goes by I don't think of you.
What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy
I don't know if they give awards for commercials, but that ad with Kate Upton riding a horse should win all of them.
There have been more sharknadoes under President Obama than any other President...
Seriously, who the hell goes to North Korea and expect to have a good time there?
Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily everafter. . .
Grandkids are basically puppies for old people.
Can't help but laugh at you when you have confederate flag on the back of your honda with a Connecticut license plate.
Sex is like Chinese food. 2 hours later, you want more.,
Hooters needs to change its logo, all these years I thought I was eating owl wings.
Few women admit their age; few men act it.....
Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
I don't understand the concept of a Freudian slip. It doesn't make any sex to me at all. 