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thinks I just stepped in a bouquet of oopsei dasies.
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02-26-2010 11:50 by
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I don't know if they give awards for commercials, but that ad with Kate Upton riding a horse should win all of them.
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12-15-2014 20:39 by
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Everytime this post gets liked a Jihadist gets killed.
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09-19-2016 08:33 by
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Today concerns where raised when a glory hole was found in a public toilet. Immediately the Police were called and they are now looking into it.
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09-19-2016 23:01 by
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Just put a down payment on my yellow submarine.
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02-26-2010 11:45 by
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hasn't slept for ten days.........................................because that would be too long.
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02-26-2010 11:48 by
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I don't always drink coffee, but when I do I drink Starbucks Pumkin spiced latte. Stay caffienated my friends.
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09-08-2011 16:34 by
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now interactive on facebook. If you move your arrow keys on the keyboard it controlls my left ear. Have fun!
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02-26-2010 11:44 by
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I asked Santa for Natalie Portman for Christmas. He said "No, you'll shoot her eye out".
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12-22-2010 01:17 by
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