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So glad I'm a guy. Haven't fought with a friend since 1985. 
If you use the term YOLO, then you are more than likely using these other popular phrases: “Would you like fries with that?” “Welcome to Walmart.” “Yes Officer. You may search my car under the terms of my probation.”
It's cool how my wife can have an entire argument with me without me ever saying a word.
i hope to one day be important enough to have my own Wikipedia page...
So,,, The dog won our farting contest... I'm going to bed to think about what I could've done differently.
Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram?
If facebook had an anonymous button, then all hell would break loose.
They discovered bed bugs can procreate with their siblings. This is not the image boost bed bugs needed.
In my books, The Higher the Heels.. The Higher her Standards.
Best Facebook update yet: unfollow post. Because sometimes, I really don't care what 100 other people had to say about your post, I just wanted to leave a comment.
If I gave a sh*t, you'd be the 1st person I'd give it to.
My life coach just advised me to,,, "run out the clock"
says hey ladies I'm starting up my own social web site, a cross between MySpace and FaceBook called MyFace, wanna get on?
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
looking at paradise....by the dashboard light....
thinks he should get all his friends together so that they can walk in a straight line side-by-side with some awesome back lighting, because according to the movies that is the way friends walk around.
doesn't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
considering buying a GPS for Mr. Sand Man, he seems to be lost and hasn't made it to her house the last three nights!!!
I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever. 