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   messageicon I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those ba$tards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
←Rate | 01-24-2011 17:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor.
←Rate | 10-24-2013 08:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon **TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
←Rate | 10-07-2013 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the high school counselor who told me I'd never amount to anything: spot on, dude. You, sir, are a psychic.
←Rate | 08-04-2015 15:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that everyone has cameras you'd think there would be more pictures of UFOs, Bigfoots, ghosts, etc.
←Rate | 04-21-2015 21:18 by Timk Comments (0)  


   messageicon there needs to be a new traffic light color. something like blue that means 'hey idiot, stop texting the lights about to turn Green'
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:20 by Bruno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eating Breakfast, drinking coffee, catching up on Facebook and listening to music. It's impressive to be this busy and still get nothing done.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 15:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just realized that Superman was an illegal immigrant
←Rate | 11-24-2010 12:24 by nick Comments (2)  


   messageicon Joan rivers was reportedly very angry the other day because she was prevented from entering the country by airline security. Man, you should have seen the face she wanted to make.
←Rate | 01-13-2010 15:29 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
←Rate | 04-01-2010 12:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are few things in life more relieving than having a cop turn off the road after following you for an extended period of time.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 18:24 by MBH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see your swag and I raise you a high school education.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 15:00 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear girl at the gym. Chill on the perfume; it's not a nighclub. And that 5 minute walk on the treadmill is a warm-up not a work out...
←Rate | 02-05-2013 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing I hate more than joggers on the beach. I don't need to be reminded how out of shape I am on vacation a $$hole.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 13:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time To Get Star Spangled Hammered
←Rate | 07-04-2013 06:39 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
←Rate | 09-07-2013 07:20 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear coworkers, I am never going to eat anything you cooked and brought in. I've seen the quality of your work here and I value my life.
←Rate | 09-22-2012 10:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irony of a woman – she spends hours putting on makeup, exotic perfume, expensive jewellery and outfit but when people finally look at her the first thing they say, "Wow nice a$$"
←Rate | 10-18-2011 13:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? Good times
←Rate | 10-21-2011 10:56 Comments (0)  



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