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   messageicon The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one.
←Rate | 04-09-2010 09:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, or vacuum cleaner.
←Rate | 11-01-2009 18:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Forecast: Mostly Grumpy with a 60% chance of Grouchy. High of Mean/Low of Nasty. A Temper Tantrum warning is in effect. Take immediate shelter!
←Rate | 02-08-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sure which pants to wear today... smarty or fancy.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 20:46 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon cavemen were posting on walls before it was cool
←Rate | 09-30-2011 15:56 by shuttdogg Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick.
←Rate | 07-14-2015 11:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even Joe Biden said stricter laws won't stop the problem. If they can't enforce the laws already on the books what makes them think they can enforce these?
←Rate | 04-10-2013 13:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 11:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby
←Rate | 06-11-2013 06:05 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When cats and dogs finally rise up against us, the first thing they'll do is strap Santa hats to our heads and take pictures.
←Rate | 12-10-2011 06:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mark Zuckerberg got married today. His new wife set her relationship status to "CHA-CHING!!"
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon is just me or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?
←Rate | 10-23-2011 14:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So wait, if I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won't it be sent there anyway?
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:07 by StonerDudee Comments (5)  


   messageicon Anything related to Halloween doesn't scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising
←Rate | 10-22-2011 15:24 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 09:52 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon The rules were already broken when I got here.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 09:31 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know how anybody gets attacked by sharks...As soon as I heard that first, "Dun, Dun." I'd be out of there.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 18:52 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I shall rise to the occasion and be magnificent. I shall conquer all tasks set before me and not falter in my diligence to fulfill my duties with honor....haha, just kidding.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 10:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may look calm, but in my head I've punched you in the face 3 times!
←Rate | 03-23-2011 16:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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