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Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.
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04-28-2012 08:46 by
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Ha Ha!! For the past two weeks I've just been giving a bowl of alphabet soup a stir,, and posting whatever floats to the top.
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04-28-2012 08:48 by
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Dear Turkeys,,, Your long range weather forecast is 350 degrees on Thursday the 28th.
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11-05-2013 13:01 by
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP,,, until you have something someone else needs
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12-23-2013 10:47 by
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Remember how your teachers would drink in the staff lounge, only it was just one teacher, and she drank all day, and you were homeschooled?
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08-29-2013 20:15 by
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If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked.
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04-20-2013 21:06 by
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It's spooky how many kids look like their owners
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01-11-2013 17:03 by
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Woah there treadmill,,, I can't scroll posts, or reach the Burrito in the cupholder next to the ashtray at that speed.
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10-04-2013 15:58 by
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Like most Northerners, as the weather warms,,, I worry about the structural integrity of my igloo.
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02-23-2014 15:37 by
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Attention Walmart Shoppers ------- There is someone dressed appropriately in aisle 8
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01-30-2016 22:05 by
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I'd like to feel as happy as an adult,, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the tv during class
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02-17-2016 08:42 by
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Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
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04-15-2016 22:54 by
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I'm always amazed at how eating 2lbs of chocolate can make you gain 7lbs.
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04-30-2016 18:21 by
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I once dated a woman named Deb who hated to be called Deborah. Then I dated a woman named Tammi who really hated to be called Deborah
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09-24-2012 17:25 by
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My Facebook device received a phone call today........ Weird
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02-09-2013 20:11 by
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Attention: Person who used this porta potty before me, See your doctor soon.. Real soon.. Yesterday soon.... PLEASE
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09-09-2013 21:26 by
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There is a person out there for everyone.... Your person just happens to be five cats
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03-31-2012 06:23 by
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It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
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06-26-2015 20:54 by
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HEY,,,, Don't complain to me about "how hard life is out there",,, When I was your age,,, they only had three types of salad dressing,,,,,,,THREE......
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08-19-2012 07:23 by
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Look, Twinkies, I'm with Little Debbie Cloud Cakes now,,, and I won't let you hurt me again.
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10-28-2013 13:58 by
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