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When Spock mind melds with Kirk they're collectively known as Spork.
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05-18-2017 15:17 by
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If you're not blowing chunks of wedding cake out of your nose for 3 days after the wedding, ,, are you even technically married?
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05-18-2017 15:12 by
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I was in a band called Click Bait. You won't believe the kind of music we recorded... Track number 5 will blow your mind.
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05-15-2017 18:20 by
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Steve Miller.. "Some call me the gangster of love"..... Steve Miller`so band... "Ummm, yeah,,, Nobody calls him that"....
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05-14-2017 03:49 by
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I don't want to seem like a snob,,, but I was the only one to not use a coupon for our Mothers day lunch..
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05-14-2017 03:43 by
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From a purely ironical perspective,,, He's going to actually walk onto 5th Ave and shoot somebody before this actually ends,,, right?
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05-14-2017 03:35 by
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In a weird twist,,, The longer I stay at home, ,, The more homeless I look.
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05-14-2017 03:25 by
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In order to reconnect with my conspiracy theory family, ,, I've joined 20 "flat-earth" groups on Facebook
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05-14-2017 03:21 by
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I'm beginning to think the Romans were lucky,,,,, At least Nero could play an instrument. .
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05-14-2017 03:11 by
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I wish they would stop making things out of unicorns, , those things are already almost extinct
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05-10-2017 07:34 by
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I need one of you to stand up at my funeral and ask for his toaster back... thanks in advance
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05-09-2017 08:00 by
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If I could have dinner with anyone, alive and dead, no question,,, I would want it to be Schrödinger's cat
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05-01-2017 02:06 by
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It's finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
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04-22-2017 19:02 by
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UNITED: We love to fight,,, and it shows. ..
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04-14-2017 09:44 by
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Tyler Durden: The first rule of Flight Club is: You do not talk about Flight Club.
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04-14-2017 06:27 by
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well,, of course Sea Salt is better than regular salt cuz,, you know, ,,,, fish poop
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03-29-2017 02:02 by
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In light of recent news regarding 'A day without a woman' men everywhere a grateful just to have peace & quiet from a nagging mother-in-law
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02-18-2017 22:28 by
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Whoever came up with the slogan Diamonds are Forever, obviously never had herpes.
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02-11-2017 21:11 by
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Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn't get an answer to the question you didn't hear her ask from upstairs
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01-22-2017 17:55 by
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Sure,, Sure,, I could kill you with kindness,, but let’s see what else is just lying around I can use first.
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01-13-2017 15:40 by
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