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   messageicon Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass on prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime!
←Rate | 06-18-2011 17:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live once. Regret nothing. Rewrite destiny.. nothing is written in stone. Nothing. Love your life the way you need to, not the way your told too.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 09:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I like your pushy." - Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman
←Rate | 05-17-2013 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 14:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a volunteer to make sure when I die, my obituary reads: he laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:24 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blood makes you related but loyalty makes you family
←Rate | 09-22-2012 14:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jokes about German sausage are the wurst
←Rate | 05-01-2012 01:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The K.K.K. may be worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant washing powder they use.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 14:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well....Today IS THE DAY....... Time to pull out of the freezer.... the 5 bags of orange and black peanut butter flavored rocks that I got last November at Walgreens for 80% off..... Those pesky kid's teeth will NEVER know what hit them .....Bwhahahaha
←Rate | 10-27-2011 09:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biggest turn on: When a girl picks the iron as her Monopoly piece.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 19:25 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it would be cheaper to just buy stamps and mail my car back and forth to work.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 22:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting Old- These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
←Rate | 05-01-2012 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a $5 frappuccino at Starbucks and got a free 2 week supply of napkins and sugar. I guess it balances out.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon TIP FOR GUYS: If you have a girl coming over to watch a movie, make sure to pick a movie that's not worth watching. If you know what I mean!
←Rate | 12-22-2011 06:35 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather lady on channel 6 says she expects to get a few inches tonight..!
←Rate | 03-09-2012 17:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When it comes to friends...I'd rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.
←Rate | 04-11-2012 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"I got 99 chores and I ain't did one." - Lay Z
←Rate | 12-03-2011 16:00 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch
←Rate | 12-07-2011 15:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do so many people go out of their way to move to our country ..... then complain that they find our way of life offensive.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 23:52 Comments (3)  



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