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Florida, you just want attention don't you? Casey Anthony, Tim Tebow, the election of 2000. Its always about you, isn't it?
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Just once in my life I want to kick someone out of my office by saying "I said good day sir!" I suppose I'd need an office first.
you've seen the cover of my book but you havent read my story
People on morning radio shows find everything so much funnier than I do.
You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn website in ur address bar smh
It's not the destination, it's the journey. Except when you're heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea
My dad told me that if I didn't change my ways that I was going to wake up dead some day. Cool! I'm gonna be a zombie.
Where there's a will I want to be in it
Space has 10 different dimensions, but we can only see 3. So the other 7 are a great place to hide your porn.
I would save a lot of money if they made all shirts the exact same color as salsa.
Took a quiz "Which Sex and the City character are you?" Turns out I'm the bus driver who splashes Carrie in the opening credits.
So....the Patent Office ruled that the Washington Redskins name is offensive.... if I was the owner, I would keep the name the same and change the mascot to a potato!! The Washington Redskin Potatos
Does anyone really believe Bobby Brown even knew what a prerogative was?
Next up, The Jump off a Bridge Challenge...
If Snoop Dog and Pitbull aren't playing the half time show of the puppy bowl this year,,, then someone has seriously dropped the ball.
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house
When your girl accuses you of something just say "My mother was right about you." That will transfer attention from you to your mother. 