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I got a membership to Sam's Club and my name isn't even Sam... *lol,, These guys are idiots.
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04-22-2016 19:14 by
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ZOOKEEPER: As you all know, one of the penguins has somehow gone missing & we need to find it.. ME: *nervously* it's finders keepers tho,,, right?
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04-22-2016 19:11 by
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FYI: if you order a mcflurry 8 days in a row,, that's called a "McTurbo"... and they have to let you see the shed where they keep grimace
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04-21-2016 22:30 by
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*accidentally taxidermies the wrong end of a lion... * "What a catasstrophy!"
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04-21-2016 20:10 by
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Evel Kneivel: Jumps over 45 old school busses... Good Kneivel: Fixes the busses and makes sure every kid gets a good education
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04-21-2016 19:28 by
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I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My ex is on her 5th.
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04-21-2016 19:26 by
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The good news is they're putting a woman on the $20 dollar bill... The bad news is it will be worth only $14.
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04-21-2016 09:51 by
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I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she has emphysema and is missing four fingers. Maybe she's a coal miner.
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04-20-2016 20:57 by
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WOW,,,, my nana REALLY can't take a punch anymore
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04-19-2016 21:27 by
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Little Known Fact: The Golden Girls was originally titled Depends on Friends
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04-19-2016 20:58 by
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I make up for the time I've wasted on the Internet by stopping the microwave a few seconds early
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04-18-2016 20:34 by
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[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face*,,,,,,,,, And when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time
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04-18-2016 20:31 by
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[on a date] Me: I own an airplane , racecar, and a yacht... Her: Wow... Me: But not all at the same time,, I haven't got that many Legos
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04-17-2016 17:46 by
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Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange..... P.S. No weirdos.
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04-16-2016 08:19 by
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Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
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04-15-2016 22:54 by
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Remember when we were kids and we couldn't wait to grow up, move out of the house, and get a job? ...... LORD,, we were dumb.
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04-15-2016 20:08 by
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Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can't possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
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04-13-2016 17:43 by
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Well,, The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.
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04-13-2016 17:41 by
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According to the Americans with Disabilities Act, Led Zeppelin has to build a ramp of a width of 36 inches next to their Stairway to Heaven
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04-09-2016 18:28 by
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If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate,,, they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Susan is already taken.
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04-09-2016 17:23 by
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