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Rolls down car window... Throws caution to the wind... Goes home,,, Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car.
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05-01-2016 20:56 by
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Pro tip: Fall in love with someone who will treat you how Kanye treats Kanye.
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05-01-2016 20:50 by
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Waiter: Would you like regular or decaf?.... Me: Do you want me to tip you with real money or Monopoly money?
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05-01-2016 20:43 by
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I got kicked out of Subway again for NOT talking on my iPhone when ordering a sandwich
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04-30-2016 18:43 by
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You want to get the PERFECT body, it's easy... 😮 Walk up hill, a lot.. & only eat meat. 👍........ *Sponsored by Ed's hillwalking & meats Ltd
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04-30-2016 18:38 by
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20s: Sure, I'll take the floor... 30s: The floor? No, But I'll sleep on the couch.... 40s: What thread count are your sheets?
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04-30-2016 18:25 by
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I'm always amazed at how eating 2lbs of chocolate can make you gain 7lbs.
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04-30-2016 18:21 by
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Listen,, If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
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04-30-2016 09:50 by
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Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked.
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04-30-2016 09:48 by
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My dog says my job is to always rub his back,, and violates OSHA law by not letting me take breaks.
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04-28-2016 20:28 by
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My dancing has been described as "Oh Dear God, Can somebody get this man an EpiPen?”
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04-28-2016 20:17 by
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"That'll do pig.. That'll do",,, is apparently not the reply to give when the wife asks how an outfit looks on her
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04-28-2016 20:15 by
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If Mark Hamill doesn't enter the room and shout "It's Hamill Time!",, In this next movie,, I'm gonna be dissapionted
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04-28-2016 20:12 by
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And yes,,, My marriage is mainly apologizing for saying something hilarious
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04-28-2016 20:04 by
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I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
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04-28-2016 19:52 by
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Where did Noah keep his bees?... In the ark hives........ * Yes,, I'm showing myself out,, thanks
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04-26-2016 18:57 by
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I got chased by two Canadian geese today. I know they were Canadian because when they realized I was genuinely scared, they apologized.
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04-26-2016 18:50 by
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"Huh?" -Vincent Van Gogh................. "What?" -Ludwig von Beethoven
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04-22-2016 19:41 by
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Each of my teardrop tattoos represent french fries I dropped between my car's seats.
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04-22-2016 19:33 by
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... So, After doing the math, the times were pretty much average.
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04-22-2016 19:32 by
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