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   messageicon experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
←Rate | 11-24-2009 20:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen snorted enough coke to kill Two and a Half Men.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 13:12 by T Dubb Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect your elders. They made it through High School without Google or Wikipedia.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 06:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man orders salad and wine at dinner, I order a huge steak and a beer, because someone has to show him how not to be a pu$$y.
←Rate | 08-10-2012 14:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learned a lesson from my dog tonight.................No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh1t and move on.
←Rate | 08-28-2012 20:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had 10 nutter butter cookies and you took 5 away, what would you have...That's right, a black eye an a broke hand!
←Rate | 11-01-2012 22:04 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell just won the Green Award for Conservation. It only takes two tablespoons of water to fill her bathtub.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 00:38 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple is coming out with a 60 inch flat screen, and now I have to explain to my son why community college is good enough.
←Rate | 04-09-2013 09:25 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Without women, life would be a pain in the ass. If you don't get this, you're too young to be on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-07-2012 13:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?
←Rate | 09-11-2012 15:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
←Rate | 01-06-2014 16:57 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes..
←Rate | 04-06-2014 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
←Rate | 06-03-2014 19:51 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon TO DO LIST: 1:Buy a flat screen TV. 2:Hang it on the wall. 3:Watch 'The Ring' & see that b!tch fall when she crawls out from my TV.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three words that can really really  crush a mans pride. "Is it in"?
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon SWAG is for BOYS and CLASS is for MEN.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 13:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw an article on yahoo that said "Little unknown facts about the Royal Wedding". I have a little unknown fact for you yahoo, no one gives a shit about the Royal Wedding.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 10:10 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1300 should actually be like 1250 since about 50 of these pages are nothing but reposts.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 18:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Ryan Dunn you will forever be remembered, as the guy who stuck a hot wheels up his ass on jackass
←Rate | 06-20-2011 11:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate so much candy corn yesterday, I just pooped a candle
←Rate | 10-05-2011 06:01 by flinnie Comments (0)  



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