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America has got to be the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer. 
Keep on scrolling. I don't want any trouble.
Jack Frost go away, come again another day. I need some sun, I need some sand, I need an island & a band. I'm bored with you & tired of the cold, so go away your getting old. Bring on the sun at one hundred degrees, some coconut oil & pina coladas please
My wife told me that a friend of hers gets smacked abound by her husband. Then she told me that, if I ever hit her, I'd only do it the once. "That's what I love about you," I said. She said, "What do you mean?" I replied, "You learnn from your mistakes."
dreams of the day a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned...
may have Memory Loss but, at least he doesn't have Memory Loss
I agree that some people might have been dropped on their head as a baby....but some people were clearly thrown against a wall
wondering if he can grow weed on farmville and sell it on mafia wars........Moscow....
who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. pacman , because for 25 cents that bi*ch will swallow balls until she dies!
In an effort to clear the streets of Ferguson, Mo, local authorities have hired the services of Tony Stewart
LADIES: So you are ordering the most expensive thing on the menu? You know that comes with d ick right?
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
With the success of "Teen Mom" as well as "16 & Pregnant," MTV is proud to announce their new show "15 & F*cking."
grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
I get this funny feeling that people are reading the things I type here but maybe I'm just being paranoid.
WARNING: If you get an email or Facebook message titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," DO NOT OPEN IT! ...It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
Time for Joe to resign in disgrace.
doesn't make mistakes, she dates them
Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box? 