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SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild........ 
She is so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend? Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isnt a judgemental cu$t like you..
Holy shi t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.
When I was young, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channels.
Google is my spellchecker.
feels sorry for all the hassle Toyota drivers have had to put up with the last few weeks, they deserve a brake...
that you might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell all my friends you did anyway.
"For the record I made women from men before it was cool." - GOD
Just found out that Oprah is leaving her show after 25 years. I didn't know that! How in the world could I have missed that? Oh ya, I don't give a crap...
Don't tell me anything about the new Harry Potter film! I still haven't seen the first 6 films.
Explosion at Boston Marathon blame the bomber. Shooting at school blame the gun?? Idiocracy?
Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It’s somehow your fault.
I'm going to start a business in India, but have the call centers in America. We'll see how they like it
shouldn't be that hard to convict Bill Cosby now. The proof is in the pudding...
saw myself naked in the mirror and now my hand isn't in the mood
I find it extremely ironic that "strap on" is "no parts" spelled backwards.
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
The inventor of the snooze button has died. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6:00, 6:09, 6:18, 6:27, and 6:36. 