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Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me 
Rihanna should date Lebron James.. He never beats anyone
Tonight on TV. there's a documentary about white trash.... I only saw the trailer..
Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner.
I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark, Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him
That rather uneasy moment when your Arab friend says, "I'm the bomb!
If I could put one thing in the U.S. Constitution, it would be "In order to wear Yoga Pants, one must have a Yoga Body."
Does anyone know the name of that rap song where they talk about weed and b!tches?
Condom says to Tampax.."You put me outta Business for 1 week a month. Tampax says to Condom..."If you don't do your job I lose mine for 9 months."
I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE :3~)
All in all, this is just another... post on my wall
You're skin is such a nice orange, what ethnicity are you? Carrot, perhaps?,
At some point a man realizes he's better off with a sane 6 or 7 than a crazy 9 or 10.
My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English.
Chicken strips because Chicken never knew her father.
Firetrucks & ambulances would be far more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song "Move B*tch" by Ludacris
Dodged another windshield today.....BUG LIFE.
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow..
If more females would sit down and be ladies more males would stand up and be gentleman. 