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someone ended a tweet to me with "STFU." I've no doubt they were referring to St. Fu the patron saint of long mustaches.
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09-02-2011 07:28 by
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I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said, “Forget everything you know about kitchen knives.” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me knives, and I didn't know what they were!
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09-02-2011 10:30 by
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Car commercials make driving around in empty parking garages look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
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09-04-2011 05:33 by
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Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.
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09-04-2011 14:54 by
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I'm hoping one of the new scenes Lucas adds to Star Wars involves Jar Jar being brutally killed
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09-04-2011 15:05 by
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Bumper stickers from past elections are the tramp stamps of the automobile world.
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09-05-2011 05:49 by
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Before you get married try walking with your partner through IKEA. If you don't end up in an argument, you're good to go.
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09-05-2011 05:51 by
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Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it's strapped to the top of someone's car.
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09-05-2011 05:52 by
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Since today is Labor Day, I am dressing up as a union goon and beating up everyone with a different opinion from mine
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09-05-2011 17:25 by
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Foot fetishes are for men who don't know what boobs are
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09-06-2011 06:13 by
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In an interview years later, Prince's former boss Mr. McGee said that he never disliked Prince. He just liked Morris Day better.
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09-06-2011 13:04 by
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When will the US State Department recognize the Man vs Food nation
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09-06-2011 13:04 by
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The only way this middle seat could be more uncomfortable is if the in-flight movie were "Your Parents Doing It: A Documentary"
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09-06-2011 13:15 by
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Just read my daughter's diary & I'm shocked and horrified by her spelling: "Falayshio" "Vycoton" "Kill Prinsaple." It's embarrassing.
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09-06-2011 13:15 by
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Does anyone know what the other half of the battle is?
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09-07-2011 05:42 by
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The Mayan Calendar says the world will end on Dec 21, 2012, which really means a lot of babies will be born on Sept 21, 2013.
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09-07-2011 05:43 by
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I don't think any woman could ever break my heart as much as the prequels to Star Wars did.
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09-07-2011 05:44 by
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I remember a time when our country put aside its differences and came together as one. To show our contempt for Hollywood awards shows.
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09-07-2011 17:02 by
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Polls show that if the election were held today...an overwhelming majority of Americans would be very surprised.
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09-07-2011 21:40 by
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I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
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09-08-2011 03:54 by
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