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X says I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said, “Forget everything you know about kitchen knives.” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me knives, and I didn't know what they were!
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←Rate | 09-02-2011 10:30 by flinnie | Tags: Approved

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Mitchfan
Friday September 2, 2011 @ 11:44 PM

Mitch baby, love him.

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