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   messageicon 80% of electricity is made from fossil fuels so how are electric cars saving the environment??
←Rate | 02-07-2020 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.
←Rate | 05-17-2020 20:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.
←Rate | 11-03-2016 06:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's so quiet at Hillary Clinton's campaign HQ you can almost hear an email getting deleted ๐Ÿ˜‚
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton
←Rate | 11-09-2016 11:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Martin L King ... Looted nothing, Burned nothing, Attacked .... NO ONE ....... Yet ... CHANGED THE WORLD. Time for people to wake up ..... It's the mind ... Not the emotions that holds the power.
←Rate | 11-13-2016 01:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Constitution is Good
←Rate | 11-22-2016 02:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flat screens are nice and all, but they'll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
←Rate | 12-09-2016 10:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look UPS chick, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to always have their pants on.
←Rate | 01-03-2017 22:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If General Mattis runs for president in the next election, will his campaign slogan be "Mad Dog 2020"?
←Rate | 02-01-2017 11:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why I hate House Hunters. Amy is a housewife works on her art all day, her husband Abe manages a Taco Bell. Abe: Our budget is $4 million
←Rate | 02-18-2017 11:24 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like the Healthcare bill vote may be delayed so Nancy Pelosi can read it this time
←Rate | 03-23-2017 17:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the morning coffee and went straight for the booze?
←Rate | 03-27-2017 11:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see myself as one day being an old man in an assisted living facility crushing my pill cups with my bare hands to impress the nurses.
←Rate | 06-18-2016 08:10 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Has it occurred to ANYONE that if you can organize that many people to protest, you can organize that many people to clean up you community and get rid of the criminal element causing the problem? Where's that rally?
←Rate | 07-11-2016 19:50 by Cracker Comments (3)  


   messageicon Whoa whoa, calm down Swiffer commercials, you're just a wet paper towel on a stick .
←Rate | 07-29-2016 09:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, If American women are outraged at a presidential candidate's use of Naughty words .... Who the heck bought those ... 80 MILLION COPIES OF 50 SHADES OF GREY????
←Rate | 10-08-2016 19:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend remembers your eye colour after the first date, then you probably have small B**Bs
←Rate | 12-14-2017 05:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must be awkward when GPS tells gay people to go straight
←Rate | 02-27-2018 03:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in โ€œHere Comes Honey Boo Boo,โ€ we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?
←Rate | 10-23-2012 23:33 Comments (1)  



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