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X says I see myself as one day being an old man in an assisted living facility crushing my pill cups with my bare hands to impress the nurses.
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GettheFoutofmyyard
Sunday June 19, 2016 @ 01:21 AM

Nurses won't be impressed at that point. Ever. If you want to impress them, piss "in" the toilet. Stop telling them how good you "used to be" and shut up and listen to their stories, they have a life.

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