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The Stanley Cup finals will feature a team that represents a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed and deceit, against the Las Vegas Golden Knights. 
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits. I asked if they were g@y? They arrested me.
The only president who didn't blame the previous administration for all his troubles was George Washington.
Let me ruin your favorite song by playing 15 times a day, 7 days a week!” – The Radio.
"Dijon found himself spread upon a bed of lettuce, atop a thin slice of turkey breast....enveloped by steamy buns....garnished with a sweet, crisp pickle...." ~~ Excerpt from my new book "50 SHADES OF GREY POUPON"....
thinks it'll just be my luck to win the Lottery tonight ...... and the world WILL end tomorrow!
Boring Apocalypse thus far. Seems like Ryan Seacrest should be hosting a "2012 A-Rock-Alypse Eve" show from Times Square or something.....
Anyone know when the next end of the world is?
A pregnant Khadarshian is the last thing the world need right now, let alone pregnant by Kanye West. Reminds me of that reproducing mother Alien in he Aliens movie.
My life is a movie. One of those movies where most of the people start leaving right in the middle of it.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
Aside from being hit and struck by a Smooth Criminal, how are you emotionally, Annie?
BREAKING NEWS: Harvard study reveals that's not what she said.
Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.
A good magician never reveals what he does for a living.
every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough
In 10 years time people who currently like Miley, Bieber, Lady Gaga and One Direction will make decisions about your health care. Sleep well.
I’m the world record holder for the most arguments won against a woman................................................. 1 to be exact
Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don’t block the view.
We could do this the easy way, or we could get married. 