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Any female singer not named Adele shouldn't spend a lot of time writing her Grammy acceptance speech... 
welcome to HIdDen mEssages club. please help yourself To tHE snacks By the dOor and we’ll get starteD shortlY.
You're so old, that when you were young, rainbows were black and white.
Hmmmm,,, Why are long underwear like 42% crotch?
I think you have a deficiency in vitamin me.
Growing up Italian. My mothers meatballs are better than your Moms. . .
Can’t believe how dangerous the streets are becoming. Just this afternoon I stole an old ladys handbag and punched someone at a bus stop.
If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you Cnt even change Channel of Tv
"My eyes are up here." - *gift horses
"You can't fight terro0rism with sanctions." You fight illiterate-ignora-nt-reci-.sists, "by going in there and killing them. Every. Last. One of them."
the government is like my computer....there might just be a problem when it shuts down
On a scale of 1 to 69, how bad do you want me?
Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots?
If I have a son and he ends up having a bigger pen*s then me, does that mean he inherited his pen*s from his mom?
I like my coffee how I like myself. Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
2,4,6,8 Wichita is not a state!
If I'm ever in the hospital on Life Support, don't just pull the plug. Pull it and plug it back in. Basically, see if you can reboot me.
Horseradish sauce is my favorite condiment named after mustang spooge.
Stop slapping my ass, said no woman ever.
making love to a big hairy trucker named Kim 