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With all the negativity on the internet lately its nice to Charlie Sheen is positive... 
So if tears are just weakness leaving your body, what's diarrhea?
Did you know xanax and chicken are both gluten free?..... *This diet really isn't that difficult.
Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 is the limit fellas.
I hate it when you are in the bathroom and there is no toilet paper and you have to ask the person in the stall next to you to come over and wipe for you.
Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
unless you’re ryan reynolds driving a taco truck, I ain’t chasing sh*t
It’s called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken.
People need to stop hiding behind the cloak of religious dogma and simply focus on becoming a better person.
Gonna name our dog Sock so I can say “Come, Sock” over and over again at the dog park
What is all this talk about sacrificing grandma in order to boost the economy??? You people are sick!
FOX News has the most embarrasing moments on TV EVER! Every time you think they're done embarresing themselves - WOW!
The Land of the Free but don't exercise your freedoms because that's not patriotic.
"When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary
We lost our moon to Mars? This is so saddening.
My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house, I said Spies. She laughed, I laughed ,the microwave laughed .
I m@sturbated so good last night, when I woke up this morning, my dik was cooking breakfast.
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Sadly, even a "Hello Kitty" shaped turd would probably sell on eBay 