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X says I m@sturbated so good last night, when I woke up this morning, my dik was cooking breakfast.
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←Rate | 05-26-2017 06:31 by Mills

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Tuesday May 30, 2017 @ 08:56 PM

Beware. A pathetic psychopath troll named Ray frequents this site. Ray has gone so far as to wish death upon innocent children. This is the type of person Ray is. Do not waste a second of your life engaging this useless piece of human garbage. Attention is what he seeks, deny him that.

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