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I want my boss to tell my coworker to shave her mustache! If I have too she has to too. 
Gravity is a myth,earth sucks.
If at 1st you don't succeed, being a magician that saws people in half might not be for you.
I see Charlie Brown hittin' on Jessica Rabbitt, Transformers talkin dirty to Sailor Moon, Daria sxting Rainbow Brite, Woodpeckers and Woodys gettin buzz lightyeared, wtf .. I'm goin back 2 sleep
if in 2012 the world does not end, the naked guy sticking his tongue out of the middle of the Mayan calander can lick my @$$.
Some mistakes only a mother can love.
Free to good home: One useless black & white neutered female 9 year old cat. So useless has let 2 mice in this year alone. Doesn't even have to be a good home. Mediocre will do!!
Women are easy to make happy. Just 1) Spend more than you make on them, 2) Tell her she's pretty, 3) Unfriend every girl you know (even your sister), 4) ignore every sport but cheerleading and 5) Smile while you rat hole money for when she divorces you...
Welcome to Fart Club, it stinks in here, this was a bad decision for a club.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
Turn to me for spiritual guidance, then turn away from me for doggy style.
WebMD Says I have the hypochondria
3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a someone who wont stop Inboxing meee...
JUST ANNOUNCED: The Pope is resigning at the end of the month. Sounds a little Joe Paterno-ish to me.
Your body should be a temple, not an amusement park.
Dental Assistant aka The one who passes things to the dentist
I'm a little disappointed that the Supreme Court proceedings this week didn't begin with,,,,, "Mawage.. Mawage is wot bwings us togever today."
You're from Oslo? Norway!
Just cuz, I likkes one of your Pictures doesnt mean to come and inbox me stuppid assss questions like, "where are you these days?" , "Duh bitcch, on FB!!!"
This recliner and I go WAY back!
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