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if love were a blow pop then I would blow you forever. 
Doesnt matter if you own a DSLR, that doesnt means you are a photographer.
Last night I ate Cheetos for dinner, watched Rugrats, and played Mario Kart…if you’re in to mature women
He has so much thoughts and prayers to offer, he offered them to the wrong city. Best entertaining two and a half years so far!
If Rudy Giuliani gets a divorce in New York, are he and his wife still cousins?
Anti-smoking efforts have saved 8 million lives. No wonder traffic sucks!
it too late to say hakuna matata to that lion?
This chick has a couple of good ideas that I would like to motorboat.
Seriously though, what color was that dress?
This homeless dude comes to me and ask for money. He said “I haven’t tasted food all week.” I said “Don’t worry. It still states the same.”
When one door closes and another window opens you are probably in prison.
Punk's not dead. Punk is resting its eyes. Punk works hard all week. Just please, go play quietly and let punk sleep.
We should have stopped the Nazis with jobs too, I think Hitler would have made a great baker.
Wait!!! Just exactly how does a cheese grater make cheese greater?
I'm sorry Charlie Brown, but your mother is dead.... Turns out, she had a trombone lodged in her throat and eventually just suffocated to death
A man got a tattoo saying that Kentucky won the NCAA tournament this year even though they lost. The tattoo is right above his tattoo congratulating President Mitt Romney.
Oprah wants to buy the LA Clippers? The only dribbling she knows are the ones she gets on the corner of her mouth when she sees red velvet cheesecake.
Jack Bauer has 24 hrs. to stop the Christians from ending the world!
was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
ppl dying, couples fighting just alot of unhappy ppl out there! Its times like this we need to tell the ppl we care bout the most we love them! Just stop what ur doing call ur girl, man, moms, dad or whoever & tell them you love them! 