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"I guess when they asked me to get the horse bridled and mount her, I did something completely wrong" 
Lou Gehrig didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. What's next? We find out Hugh Downs doesn't have Down's syndrome?
thinks that thinking about the thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think
No porn music has ever gone "bow-chicks-wow-wow" ever. EVER!
Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..
Hey, I'm your friend, I'm two-faced, and I wouldn't mind backstabbing you one day...because that's what all of the friends do am I right...
Kids 50yrs from now........."Grandpa sure tells long stories about AOL, CDs, and Myspace"
I love making people laugh. I just hate it when it happens when I get out of the shower and It's my wife. LOL!
You can say 'strawberry blonde' all you want. I know a fu*king ginger when I see one.
a hot girl just offered me some but it seemed a little fishy...
In Canada, Canadian Bacon is called ham...
Things Done today: ☑ Got groceries, ☑ Ate, ☑ Relaxed, ☑ [Censored].
If I had one wish, I wish my pen!s could cure cancer, if taken orally.
FOL- Fart out Loud.
My wife says I look tough with my headphones on...she doesnt need to know I am listening to Annie
I may be rude crude and socially unnacceptable but I'm cute dammit!
: Nothing in the world is more obnoxious than a middle-aged white woman on her second glass of wine. Seriously, calm down
More than 7 billion other people in the world,and not one of them is naked in front me right now. That's not right...
Wise man:"Some girls beg, some girls borrow. Some girls lead & some girls follow. Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but the best girls just suck & swallow!"
Has a dream that one day, all women will be judged not by the content of their character but by the contents of their blouse.... 