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Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
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07-27-2010 00:25 by
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hates when his hand falls asleep, it usually means it's going to be up all night
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06-15-2010 00:59 by
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...
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08-31-2010 21:49 by
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I'd probably get a lot more done if it wasn't for me.
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07-12-2011 15:02 by
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Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
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08-06-2010 20:15 by
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Besides the fact that random people are bursting into flames walking down the street, It's beautiful outside!
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08-21-2010 18:05 by
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I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
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10-08-2010 14:00 by
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The Nigerian goalkeeper is refunding money for anybody that was disappointed with their performance at the World Cup. He said, a representative will contact you via email. Please give them your bank account #s and pin information...
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07-13-2010 11:39 by
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Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
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08-06-2010 20:23 by
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I have a great sense of humor... --If you don't believe me, look at my Ex!
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08-09-2010 17:19 by
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The economy is so bad, If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.
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08-31-2010 21:28 by
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The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
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09-01-2010 16:56 by
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The political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as "my disabled son". Apparently the correct term is "daughter"!?!?
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09-09-2010 01:41 by
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I love sleep so much that its the first thing I think about when I wake up....
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07-29-2010 11:35 by
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wonders if rappers know that Ben Franklin was never president of the USA.
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08-19-2010 10:29 by
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In the past, people got fired putting that they hate their job on facebook. well I HATE MY JOB! I HATE MY JOB! --hope this works for me.
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07-27-2010 00:27 by
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you know the economy is bad when you walk by a can on the ground and think: dammit I should've picked that up!
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08-16-2010 13:52 by
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My ex-girfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh... if you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean!
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07-15-2010 18:26 by
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NBA Wives is a better name than "The Ex-wives and ex-girlfriends of ex-Miami Heat players that weren't really that good except for maybe Shaq...
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05-17-2010 01:46 by
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1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!
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08-13-2010 13:26 by
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