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trying to engineer how to get rid of the electricals 
Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked be a judge on the next season of the X Factor. Personally I think she made the right decision.
They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullsh!t because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays.
Me everyday on Facebook chat: Crap, look who's online…LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT…”Hey whats up?”…damn!!
1: Turn on vacuum... 2: Fart as loud and long as you can.... 3: Blame smell on junk in vacuum bag.... 4:Twirl invisible handlebar mustache cause you're an evil genius...
If you ask if I want my beer in a glass, I will punch you in the face for wasting valuable booze time with ridiculous questions.
Today is the sixth of September, also known as 6/9. A calendar somewhere must be having fun right now.
I live in a town named Ripley... believe it or not.
My 3yr old doesn't like onions on his donut! Onions= shredded coconut!
I earned my certification as a freelance gynecologist...now I need a slogan. "No matter the stench...I'll examine the trench" Thoughts?
Hillary Clinton. A modern-day Hood Robin. Robs from the poor to give to herself
˝You cant fire Duck Dynasty Guy - he has freedom of speech!˝ are the same noobs who wanted the Guns & Ammo editor fired for his pro-gun control column column
I LOVE JESUS TOO...he's my mexican lover.
When life hands you women, make women laid
Kobe is about to pass MJ in points scored. He already leads 1-0 in rapes.
Dear Interwebs, You guys go nuts over a stupid dress, and now Spock is dead! This is why we can't have nice things. Stop it, K? Thx.
Tell a woman she looks great 10,000 times, she never remembers, but call her fat just once and she'll never forget it. AmIright? AmIright?
What idiot called it "hitting the snooze button" and not "clock blocking"?
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex! Now that I have your full attention, its weekend for god's sake, log off and go out there and enjoy your life dammit!
im dying to see the americans plant a C5 up Ghadafi's candy ass and light it with a matchstick and take pics and post it up on facebook and tag me to it so that I can see the pics while feasting on a bag of potato chips 