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I got replaced as Romeo in the high school play because the girl playing Juliet kept stabbing herself in Act I. 
'Battery life' is an interesting phrase...it signifies thas your smartphone's battery has a life, but you don't.
The problem with this generation boils down to the fact that their cartoons suck. And just knowing this is half the battle of Grayskull.
He who is humble is not stressed by the superiority complex of fools around him.
"Toats Mcgoats!!!!!"
The following statement is true: the previous statement is false.
hard to believe that gangnam style was the top song this time last year
Went to Walmart for some toilet paper but they were wiped out...
There are givers and takers in this world... Takers eat better, givers sleep better
Time to start saying "Happy Holidays" to people so that there is no shortage of things to complain about on Facebook. It is the season of giving, and I'm a giver.
NOTE: God only takes those He wants.... Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus will be here FOREVER. For-ev-er.
Being smart doesn't stop yolu from doing stupid things.
I stopped wondering why I do the things I do a long time ago. Makes me feel dizzy.
Thanks to Facebook and Twitter, we are now exposed and contaminated with dumb sh*t people just used to keep to themselves in their dumb heads.
You ever think that just possibly these milk, bread and toilet paper companies are behind these overestimated, hysteria causing weather reports????
Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas.
You know it's over when you start closing the door again when you pee
snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
Ugly people withholding sex until the last minute coz they know it’s the only ace in their deck of cards.
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got that restraining order. 