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Fear exists for one purpose, to be conquered.... 
"Jacuzzi" - a Swedish word that loosely translates to "sweating underwater".......
They say every birth is a miracle of God but after watching these people at Walmart they would probably become atheist.
Whoever said "money doesn't grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed
That disappointing feeling you get when you unlock the black guy in temple run and realize he's not any faster.
The effects that bath salts have been having give a whole new meaning to "Calgon · Take Me Away!"
im happier than a puppy with 2 peters
almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we ever met
Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...
Its original title was "Everybody Loves Raymond, except Neil Daughtery, the convenience store clerk He Stabbed in 1982."
Q: What do you have when Hillary Clinton is at the beach buried up to her neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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Dear Santa, please bring me a new butt, mine has a crack in it!
you know that feeling when you pick your nose and it all comes out in one long string... thats how I feel right now!
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I wish I could hire some of those Mexican workers to do all my work on Farmville.
Remember. Guns aren't illegal. We just want you to prove you're not a psychopath before you buy it.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
All those things on Morgan Freeman's face are the missing pieces of Seal's face.
catching pokemon 