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Facebook: where all your stupid questions can be answered by stupider people. 
if you go through life with your head in the sand all people will see is an ass!
The new pope mobile is gonna have a set of spinners now
I live for two reasons… 1. I was born. 2. I haven’t died yet.
Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
Hey,, I put on my pants same as everyone else......... reluctantly
Marriage and childhood are very similar. You rush to do the chores you were suppose to do 20 minutes before a certain somebody comes home.
Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket.
Justin Bieber is the crocs of the music industry. People claim they hate it but the company is doing really well so some of you must be lying!
Being a man is great until you hear a noise late at night and realize you are the one that has to go investigate...
I'm not saying I'm a celebrity or something, but I was asked to autograph receipts at 3 separate bars tonight.
The day Rick Ross decides to crowd-surf, is the day he'll find out who his true fans are
The main thing I've discovered about facebook is...there are lots of b0ring people out there.
Say "cheese!" cuz I want you to look like a complete idiot in this picture.
Every Maine-ah,,, at the age of 10 has to battle a moose to the death, using only the aid of 4 beavers...
I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.
$ex is the most common event that draws people in to things. Be it sales, facebook posts, etc. I always felt that $ex is not the most important thing. And I've managed to instill this philosophy in all 18 of my kids.
I was asked if I believed in Astrology! Of course my answer was no us Sagatarians are very skeptical people!!!
tried ziplining last night. absolutely amazing. what's even more amazing is the fact I still had clean underwear when it was over.
If I woke up beside you every morning, I would be a morning person. 