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Grammar is important. For instance, commas and Capital letters make a difference. such as in these examples: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa" or "I helped my Uncle Jack of a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack of a horse"..... 
Sometimes, in a relationship, there comes a time you have to quit bullsh*tting and just shut up, swallow your pride, accept that you are wrong and apologize. It's not giving up, it's called growing up.
Bullying is absolutely disgusting. If you see it, stand up for the person being bullied. If it happens to you, don't be afraid to tell someone and ask for help. Keep the word going people.
Like if you're on the East Coast!
The GOP is like your wise old Grandad who stands up, voices pearls of wisdom and genius, and then pees his pants.
I slipped and fell on some ice last night, when I got up my wallet, keys and cell phone were gone....must have been black ice.
Just saw this on the back of a car: "My child is an honor student, but my president is a moron."
Michael J. Fox etch-a-sketched the entire New York City skyline in 4 seconds.
I have yet to see a woman who became more beautiful because she got a tattoo.
"19 Kids and Counting". The name of a show or the number of kids Josh has fondled? The Catholics would say he isn't even close to becoming a Priest yet.
there are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated.... Breast, Implants
Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you
Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
thinks that 99% of the people in this world are complete morons. It's a good job I'm in the other 2%.
"Sexy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above
Say all you want about Hitler, at least he never posted updates about going to the gym, Throw Back Thrusday photos, or "hashtag" anything.
No, you may not "axe" me a question. I don't speak Walmart.
In only 8 years, we went from HOPES to DOPES!
I was tilling the bathroom floors today and on my knees most of the day, now I feel like Kamala after a job interview.
"You`re fat." "It runs in my family!" "Dude, no one runs in your family." 