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it just me or has Aunt Jimmah lost weight?
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09-01-2017 03:10
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Before you go driving thru flood water, remember water made the Grand Canyon.
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09-01-2017 00:41
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I thought Hurricane Harvey was the miss Universe thing
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08-31-2017 21:31 by
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See what happens when you name a hurricane after a man! He won't ask directions, wanders around lost, leaves a mess and doesn't clean up after himself!
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08-31-2017 21:29 by
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Feeling down? Just play your wedding tape backwards and you'll feel better.
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08-31-2017 17:32 by
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I always felt like a boy trapped inside a woman’s body… then I was born.
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08-31-2017 16:47
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When my ex eats alphabet soup she chokes on the D!!!
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08-31-2017 11:22
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If two vegans had an argument, is it still beef?
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08-31-2017 11:18
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Lynn Yaeger? Never heard of him.
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08-31-2017 07:02
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Taylor Swift should have grabbed that microphone from Kanye and said "Sorry, but Martin Luther King Jr. had the best speech of all time."
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08-31-2017 06:58
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Does anyone really ever listen to the wedding march melody? Dumb dumb de dumb ...... Dumb dumb de dumb.
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08-31-2017 01:59 by
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No I am not aware Taylor Swift has a new album because I don't listen to trash. I throw it out.
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08-31-2017 00:24
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People who don't have a dog, have to pick the food up them self that they drop on the floor .
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08-30-2017 20:47 by
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Does any one cares about KKK, white supremacy, Neo-Nazi, illigal immigrants, Confederate Statues in Houston? Just asking for a friend
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08-30-2017 16:11 by
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Woman cradles and protects child. Man carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says.
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08-30-2017 15:20 by
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Pastor Joel Osteen won't open his Houston ⛪ church that can hold 16,000 for hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes.
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08-30-2017 15:07 by
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Pyongyang can't party. It has no Seoul.
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08-30-2017 12:04
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With Lynn Yaeger, we dont need a new Pennywise. She will scare you and steal your shoes.
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08-30-2017 12:00
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The internet is blowing up over the first lady's shoes?? Is this what we've come to in America??
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08-30-2017 09:57
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There are days when I just want to hear her voice. Then I remember what a nut job psycho she was...
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08-30-2017 09:32
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