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X says Pastor Joel Osteen won't open his Houston ⛪ church that can hold 16,000 for hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes.
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←Rate | 08-30-2017 15:07 by CrackY

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Friday September 1, 2017 @ 02:38 AM

Liberals wull even turn on themselves, if they think it will gain them moral high ground to preach their shyt from.

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